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A CFB 2024 Prospectus: Exhibiting The Duality of College Football (And Week 1 Picks)

Aug 284 min read

A CFB 2024 Prospectus: Exhibiting The Duality of College Football (And Week 1 Picks)

233 days ago, the 2023 college football season had its final curtain call when we witnessed Jim Harbaugh will/cheat his way to the...

The 2024 NFL Draft & Final Mocks Have Arrived

Fat Curry

Apr 257 min read

The 2024 NFL Draft & Final Mocks Have Arrived

You ever caught yourself wondering which johnsons people have caressed throughout life to get where they are today? For example,...

Can It Be Done? How I Plan to Turn Unemployment Into a Quest for Media Credentials, a World Record and an SEC College Football Odyssey within 120-hours

Fat Curry

Jan 234 min read

Can It Be Done? How I Plan to Turn Unemployment Into a Quest for Media Credentials, a World Record and an SEC College Football Odyssey within 120-hours

[Updated practice notes for Reese's Senior Bowl and East-West Shrine Bowl here] Coming up on 3-months of unemployment, I've been starting...

Penixism® - The Square Phenomenon Pt. 2 (CFB 2024 Championship Prediction & Player Props)

Fat Curry

Jan 86 min read

Penixism® - The Square Phenomenon Pt. 2 (CFB 2024 Championship Prediction & Player Props)

365 days ago, I coined a philosophical term that would even get Don Draper to call me Big Daddy. The term, "Dugganism®", is my belief...

Wit or Luck (Year 2)? Testing My Weekly CFB Predictions Against The Public

Fat Curry

Aug 26, 20235 min read

Wit or Luck (Year 2)? Testing My Weekly CFB Predictions Against The Public

A philosophical question that I have been asking myself for two years is if betting either takes wit or luck? I had one of the more...

Fat Curry

Aug 23, 20231 min read

2023 Official CFB Outlook & Predictions

They say Tom Hanks was the first to figure out where the Holy Grail is located, but last time I checked, he's never been to...

If Bill Clinton Was An SEC Quarterback (SEC East Predictions)

Fat Curry

Jul 30, 20236 min read

If Bill Clinton Was An SEC Quarterback (SEC East Predictions)

If William "Billy Boy" J. Clinton was an SEC Quarterback, he'd have to be Joe Milton due to accuracy concerns and the public's ability to...

Hide Yo Crab Legs, Hide Yo SEC West Predictions 'Cause Here Comes Jimbo Fisher

Fat Curry

Jul 25, 20235 min read

Hide Yo Crab Legs, Hide Yo SEC West Predictions 'Cause Here Comes Jimbo Fisher

If the SEC West was a girl, it would probably be Kim Kardashian because of how deep and complicated the conference is this year. I look...

The Perils of Life Without Football (Daddy's Back in the Lab, Super Bowl Picks, Upcoming Blogs)

Fat Curry

Feb 12, 20235 min read

The Perils of Life Without Football (Daddy's Back in the Lab, Super Bowl Picks, Upcoming Blogs)

Follow Me on Twitter: @FatCurryBets As the clock struck 11:00pm CT on January 9, 2023 and confetti rained down from the ceiling of Sofi...

Dugganism® - The Square Phenomenon (CFB Championship Prediction & Player Props)

Fat Curry

Jan 8, 20233 min read

Dugganism® - The Square Phenomenon (CFB Championship Prediction & Player Props)

This weekend, I went to one of my cities finest establishments for dinner. Since this restaurant prices its meals as if it's Le Bernardin...

Bid Daddy's 2022 Swan Song (NCAAF 22 Bowl Mania Analysis, Sharp Picks & Locks)

Fat Curry

Dec 15, 202211 min read

Bid Daddy's 2022 Swan Song (NCAAF 22 Bowl Mania Analysis, Sharp Picks & Locks)

Bowl Mania is finally upon us and with this comes Daddy's swan song. This week's article is nothing but an amalgamation of various sites,...

Fat Curry

Dec 3, 20221 min read

There's No Such Thing as a Free Lunch Unless Caleb Williams is Playing (CFB Champs & Heisman Picks)

My econ teacher once told me there is no such thing as a free lunch, but this was before Caleb Williams decided to lose by Utah again and...

Fat Curry

Nov 19, 20222 min read

Daddy's Roadies (Week 12 CFB Locks)

Daddy's currently on the road today to drive back to the Fatherland where the Bourbon is plentiful and the Colonel's fried chicken is...

Your Daddy Ain't No Bridge Builder (Week 11 CFB Picks)

Fat Curry

Nov 12, 20222 min read

Your Daddy Ain't No Bridge Builder (Week 11 CFB Picks)

When I was in the third grade, we had a day where kids could bring in their dads to talk about what they did for a living. It became...

Fat Curry

Oct 1, 20222 min read

Fade At Your Own Risk (Week 5 Picks)

There's three things in life that are guarantees. First is Halloween Oreos being the best version of Oreo. Second is Judas Iscariot being...

Wit or Luck? Testing My Weekly CFB Predictions Against The Public

Fat Curry

Sep 1, 20225 min read

Wit or Luck? Testing My Weekly CFB Predictions Against The Public

A philosophical question that I have been asking myself since last year is if betting either takes wit or luck? I had one of the more...

A Midnight Gaze into the 2022-2023 CFB Fridge

Fat Curry

Aug 27, 202226 min read

A Midnight Gaze into the 2022-2023 CFB Fridge

To my fellow degenerates, I start this blog with a question: Have you ever opened the fridge for no apparent reason? The other night, I...

Fat Curry

Aug 19, 20222 min read

Is Notre Dame Killing Catholicism?

Welcome to Fat Curry's mini-post series where I touch on a team and topic in 500 or less words. #ESKETIT In June 2022, Gallup released a...