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A Masterclass in Training Your Replacement - Hosted by James Franklin (GoFundMe & Week 8 Picks)

Updated: Oct 29, 2022


James Franklin's Unemployment Fund:


If you've ever had to train your work replacement, you know that one of the ethical requirements is to clearly demonstrate how the job is done. Well today's a great day because we get to see James Franklin host his replacement (P.J. Fleck) and show him how to lose both a White Out and the head coaching job at Penn State. I've never been one for Masterclasses, but I encourage everyone to clear the calendar and watch tonight's Masterclass on how to start collecting unemployment checks.


I don't feel bad that I predicted this day nor do I feel bad that James brought this upon himself. But I do consider myself a good man, and therefore, I have decided to start a GoFundMe to kickstart James Franklin's unemployment fund. I thought $1,000 is a good starting point and will provide him enough for a U-Haul and a few tanks of gas to drive as far away from College Football as he possibly can. I ask that all 5 of you reading this help get this trending so that Fat Curry can present one of those massive checks to James at halftime next week when they're down 35-0 to The Ohio State (future champs).


P.S. Twitter account is en route. Tonight's Penn State loss should help expedite my desire to troll the PSU football community and fund James' unemployment.


Yours in starting a GoFundMe for James Franklin's Unemployment,

Fat Curry/Big Daddy



Week 8 CFB Predictions: Fat Curry vs. Friend's New Wife (Round 3, For All The Marbles)

Recap:

Fat Curry Week 7 Record: 6-4; 3.2 units

"The Public" Week 7 Record: 3-6; -1.37 units


Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 25-26-1; -2.69 units

Cumulative "The Public" Record: 22-22-1; 2.0 units


Fat Curry:

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): Texas A&M @ South Carolina; Texas A&M -2.5 (-125), 3 units (Loss)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Pittsburgh @ Louisville; Pittsburgh +2.5 (-125), 1 unit; Pittsburgh ML (+100), 1 unit (Loss)

Lookahead Letdown Lock of the Week ("Triple L"): BYU @ Liberty; Liberty +220, 1/3 unit (Won)

Regular Game #1: Minnesota @ Penn State; Minnesota +6.5 (-120), 2 units (Loss)

Regular Game #2: Air Force vs. Boise State; Air Force ML (-130), 1.5 units (Loss)

Regular Game #3: Wake Forest vs. Boston College; Wake Forest -18.5 (-125), 2 units (Won)


Friend's New Wife:

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): Texas A&M @ South Carolina; Texas A&M -2.5 (-125), 3 units (Loss)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Pittsburgh @ Louisville; Pittsburgh +2.5 (-125), 1 unit; Pittsburgh ML (+100), 1 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #1: Minnesota @ Penn State; PSU -6.5 (-100), 2 units (Won)

Regular Game #2: Air Force vs. Boise State; Air Force ML (-130), 1.5 units (Loss)

Regular Game #3: Wake Forest vs. Boston College; Wake Forest -18.5 (-125), 2 units (Won)


Fat Curry Week 8 Record: 2-5; -6.17 units

"The Public" Week 8 Record: 2-4; -2.4 units


Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 27-31-1; -8.86 units

Cumulative "The Public" Record: 24-26-1; -0.4 units


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