O Fat Curry My Big Daddy! (Week 10 Steel Strength Locks)

O Fat Curry! my Big Daddy! our fearful trip is done,

CJ Stroud has weather’d every rack, the White Out we sought is won,

That team up north is near, the victors I hear, the people all exulting,

While follow eyes the steady Buckeyes, the team grim and daring;

But O fatty heart! fatty heart! fatty heart!

O the bleeding drops of red,

Where on the couch my Fat Curry lies,

Fallen cold and almost dead.

O Fat Curry! my Fat Curry! rise up and hear the O-H;

Rise up—for you the Scarlet flag is flung—for you the Student Section trills,

For you Rose Bowl bouquets and buckeye wreaths—for you the Horseshoe a-crowding,

For Fat Curry they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

Here Fat Curry! dear Big Daddy!

My (Ryan Day) arm beneath your head!

It is some dream that on the couch,

You’ve fallen cold and almost.

My Fat Curry does not answer, his lips are cracked and still,

My Big Daddy does not feel my arm, he has diabetes and little money,

The team is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage to Evanston closed and done,

From fearful trip to Not so Happy Valley the Buckeyes ship comes in with White Out won;

Exult O-H, and ring O bells!

But I (Ryan Day) with mournful tread,

Walk the deck my Fat Curry lies,

Fallen cold and almost dead.

Week 10 CFB Predictions: Fat Curry vs. Other Friend's New Wife (Rd. 2)

Fat Curry Week 9 Record: 3-7; -4.72 units

"The Public" Week 9 Record: 5-4; 2.25 units

Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 30-38-1; -13.58 units

Cumulative "The Public" Record: 29-30-1; 1.85 units

Fat Curry (Sunday's Press Conference Picks):

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): Tennessee @ Georgia; Tennessee +8.5 (-115), 5 units (Loss)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Notre Dame vs. Clemson; Notre Dame +3.5 (-115) 1 unit; Notre Dame ML (+180 ), 1 unit (Won)

Lookahead Letdown Lock of the Week ("Triple L"): Tennessee @ Georgia; Tennessee ML +240, 1 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #1: James Madison @ Louisville; James Madison +9.5 (-115), 2 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #2: Mississippi State vs. Auburn; Mississippi State -11.5 (-115), 2 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #3: LSU vs. Alabama; LSU +12.5 (-115), 1 unit (Won)

Regular Game #4: UK @ Missouri; UK -2.5 (-115), 2 unit (Won)

Regular Game #5: Syracuse @ Pittsburgh; Syracuse +2.5, 2 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #6: Texas @ Kansas State; Texas +0.5 (-115), 2 unit (Won)

Other Friend's New Wife:

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): Tennessee @ Georgia; Georgia -8.5 (-115), 5 units (Won)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Notre Dame vs. Clemson; Clemson -3.5 (-115) 1 unit; Clemson ML (-175), 1 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #1: James Madison @ Louisville; Louisville -9.5 (-115), 2 unit (Won)

Regular Game #2: Mississippi State vs. Auburn; Auburn +11.5 (-115), 2 unit (Won)

Regular Game #3: LSU vs. Alabama; Alabama -12.5 (-115), 1 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #4: UK @ Missouri; UK -2.5 (-115), 2 unit (Won)

Regular Game #5: Syracuse @ Pittsburgh; Pittsburgh -2.5, 2 unit (Won)

Regular Game #6: Texas @ Kansas State; Texas +0.5 (-115), 2 unit (Won)

Fat Curry Week 10 Record: 5-5; -8.69 units

"The Public" Week 10 Record: 6-3; 10.68 units

Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 35-43-1; -22.27 units

Cumulative "The Public" Record: 29-30-1; 12.53 units