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Past Performance is Not Indicative of Future Results

Updated: Sep 30, 2022




Gentlemen,

When I ponder last week, I see the NCAA trying to smear Big Daddy's name and send him 6 ft under. Well Daddy is fed up. Although the past week has done nothing but raise my already high-blood pressure and make me block my bookie on every mode of social media, I think it's provided me something much bigger.


You see, the Webster dictionary defines 'life-support' as providing support necessary to sustain life. Besides needing my mom to shove a 12-piece of Kentucky's finest fried chicken down my gullet, shooting me full of shrink-subscribed insulin and emptying the portable commode, Fat Curry simply needs to go 6-0. Today is simply about the fight of our lifetime. Today is our Super Bowl.


My third grade teacher once told me that the only thing I was good for in this world was stealing other kid's Oreos and taking up Oxygen. Today, we prove her right as we embark on the fight of our lives and claw back just enough Oxygen to get back on this rollercoaster next week.

It's up to you to decide who is the bridge builder. Week 1 & 2 Picks in "Wit or Luck" blog.


Yours in ducking their bookies,

The Biggest of Daddies/"Doubting" Fat Curry


Week 3 CFB Predictions: Fat Curry vs. His Girlfriend

Fat Curry:

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): Louisiana @ Rice; Louisiana -11, 2 units (Loss)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Vanderbilt @ Northern Illinois University; Vandy +2.5, 1 unit; Vandy +110, 1 unit (Won)

Lookahead Letdown Lock of the Week ("Triple L"): UTSA @ Texas; UTSA +345, 1/3 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #1: Toledo @ OSU; Toledo +32, 1 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #2: Baylor vs. Texas State; Baylor -30, 1 unit (Won)

Regular Game #3: Florida vs. Southern Florida; Florida -24, 1 unit (Loss)


4 Sorority Sisters:

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): Louisiana @ Rice; Louisiana -11, 2 units (Loss)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Vanderbilt @ Northern Illinois University; Northern Illinois -2.5, 1 unit; Northern Illinois -130, 1 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #1: Toledo @ OSU; OSU -32, 1 unit (Won)

Regular Game #2: Baylor vs. Texas State; Baylor -30, 1 unit (Won)

Regular Game #3: Florida vs. Southern Florida; Florida -24, 1 unit (Loss)


Fat Curry Week 3 Record: 3-4; -1.43 units

"The Public" Week 3 Record: 2-4; -3.18 units


Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 9-11-1; -1.59 units

Cumulative "The Public" Record: 8-9-1; -4.06 units




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