Not gonna lie, last week hurt. Not only did I not raise $1 for James Franklin's retirement fund, but fellow St. X Bomber Sean Clifford made people forget that his head coach is a fraud, my friend's wife gave me the hands winning the trilogy and I lost as much money as my 401(k) did being 100% invested in Bed Bath & Beyond stock.
But here's the thing. I wasn't wrong about any picks last week. I was just early. I'm a deal guy that has an uncanny ability to see the bigger picture. I can see that Penn State's coach uses "Ask Corso" from NCAA Football '14. I can see that Jimbo Fisher is going to win 1 game in 2022 (I think). I can see that Spencer Rattler will be signing autographs for $5 at local Columbia flea markets within the next two years.
This week's storyline is about not paying last week's debts, doubling down and getting us out of this shallow grave that I mistakenly dug because I'm big brained. This week is for Triple D Nation.
Yours in fading James Franklin until I'm on food stamps,
Fat Curry/Big Daddy
Week 9 CFB Predictions: Fat Curry vs. Other Friend's New Wife (Rd. 1)
Fat Curry Week 8 Record: 2-5; -6.17 units
"The Public" Week 8 Record: 2-4; -2.4 units
Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 27-31-1; -8.86 units
Cumulative "The Public" Record: 24-26-1; -0.4 units
Fat Curry:
Lock of the Week ("LOW"): OSU @ PSU; OSU -13.5 (-135), 2 units
Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Cincinnati @ UCF; Cincinnati +2.5 (-125), 1 unit; Cincinnati ML (+100), 1 unit
Lookahead Letdown Lock of the Week ("Triple L"): Oregon @ Cal; Cal ML (+450), 1/3 unit
Regular Game #1: Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss; TAMU +2.5 (+100), 2 units
Regular Game #2: Arkansas @ Auburn; Arkansas -3.5 (-110), 2 units
Regular Game #3: Old Dominion @ Georgia State; Old Dominion +3.5 (-115), 1 unit
Regular Game #4: USC @ Arizona; USC -11.5 (-130), 2 units
Regular Game #5: Oregon @ Cal; Over 55.5 (-115), 2 units
Regular Game #6: Missouri @ South Carolina; Missouri +5.5 (-140), 1.5 units
Other Friend's New Wife:
Lock of the Week ("LOW"): OSU @ PSU; OSU -13.5 (-135), 2 units
Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Cincinnati @ UCF; Cincinnati +2.5 (-125), 1 unit; Cincinnati ML (+100), 1 unit
Regular Game #1: Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss; Ole Miss -2.5 (-125), 2 units
Regular Game #2: Arkansas @ Auburn; Arkansas -3.5 (-110), 2 units
Regular Game #3: Old Dominion @ Georgia State; Georgia State -3.5 (-115), 1 unit
Regular Game #4: USC @ Arizona; Arizona +11.5 (-130), 2 units
Regular Game #5: Oregon @ Cal; Over 55.5 (-115), 2 units
Regular Game #6: Missouri @ South Carolina; South Carolina -5.5 (-115), 1.5 units
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