Your Daddy Ain't No Bridge Builder (Week 11 CFB Picks)

When I was in the third grade, we had a day where kids could bring in their dads to talk about what they did for a living. It became apparent to a young Fat Curry that there are two types of men. There are bridge builders and there are those who are not bridge builders. From that day on, I told myself that I wouldn't let my alleged thyroid condition define me and that I would be a future bridge builder. Well it took until last week for Kirby Smart to kill that dream and unveil my true colors as a fraud. I am not a bridge builder yet, and for that, I'm sorry. I've brought shame to this blog and shame to the Fat Curry name. I'm going to learn from my mistakes thinking that Tennessee is back or Jimbo can win a football game. I never thought that I'd be the same type of guy as James Franklin. Because of this, I'm going to fight my way out of this gully like Alvin Kamara fights his way out of a bad Blackjack hand in Vegas.

Yours in being a future bridge builder,

Fat Curry/Big Daddy

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Week 11 CFB Predictions: Fat Curry vs. New Neighbor

Fat Curry Week 10 Record: 5-5; -8.69 units

"The Public" Week 10 Record: 6-3; 10.68 units

Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 35-43-1; -22.27 units

Cumulative "The Public" Record: 29-30-1; 12.53 units

Fat Curry:

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): UK vs. Vandy; UK -16.5 (-120); 5 units (Loss)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Texas A&M @ Auburn; TAMU +2.5 (-125), TAMU ML (+100), 1 unit each (Loss)

Lookahead Letdown Lock of the Week ("Triple L"): Mississippi State vs. Georgia; Miss State ML (+500), 1/3 unit (Loss)

Regular Game #1: Marshall vs App State; Marshall ML (-120), 2 units (Won)

Regular Game #2: Kansas @ Texas Tech; Kansas +5.5 (-125), 1.5 units (Loss)

Regular Game #3: Penn State vs. Maryland; Penn State -10.5 (-120), 2 units (Won)

New Neighbor:

Lock of the Week ("LOW"): UK vs. Vandy; Vandy +16.5 (-120); 5 units (Won)

Dog of the Week ("DOW"): Texas A&M @ Auburn; TAMU +2.5 (-125), TAMU ML (+100), 1 unit each (Loss)

Regular Game #1: Marshall vs App State; Marshall ML (-120), 2 units (Won)

Regular Game #2: Kansas @ Texas Tech; Texas Tech -5.5 (-125), 1.5 units (Won)

Regular Game #3: Penn State vs. Maryland; Penn State -10.5 (-120), 2 units (Won)

Fat Curry Week 11 Record: 2-5; -5.55 units

"The Public" Week 11 Record: 4-2; 5.91 units

Cumulative Fat Curry Record: 37-48-1; -27.83 units

Cumulative "The Public" Record: 33-32-1; 18.44 units