Stop Gambling on Shitty Tuesday and Wednesday Games and Start Gambling on Shitty Saturday Games

MACtion blesses us with football on TV every day of the week. You hear a great deal of MACtion not only because of this, but because of...

A Midnight Gaze into the 2022-2023 CFB Fridge

To my fellow degenerates, I start this blog with a question: Have you ever opened the fridge for no apparent reason? The other night, I...

Stats, Snacks & Hacks with Fat Curry: Why Arkansas Fans Will Be Calling For 2023

Living in Arkansas for the past quarter, I have quickly learned that fans down here love their Hogs sports and uniquely unmotivating...

Is Notre Dame Killing Catholicism?

Welcome to Fat Curry's mini-post series where I touch on a team and topic in 500 or less words. #ESKETIT In June 2022, Gallup released a...

Why Cook Meth When You Can Coach Penn State Football

In season 5, episode 14 of Breaking Bad titled "Ozymandias", Walter White tells a group of neo-Nazis that he has $80 million dollars...

What if I told you that the worst NFL Draft pick of all time hasn't even played a down yet?

On August 4, 1998, the future 130th pick of the 2022 NFL Draft took his first breath on this spinning rock in an endless ocean of...